Okay.... now that I dealt with all conflicts and updates, Sims 3 works..... yay me!


Okay, it's pretty. It's cool how these guys can pretty much take care of themselves-- it's like watching glossy, graphic-intense....ants.

My real peeve is that that that they are like.... pro-life.

I mean, I leave them alone for ONE minute and they just 'decide' to have kids...

So, apparently the Sims are assexual in 3.

I moved a ghost out to live on her own-- switched to another family to fix their clothes--- cuz they STILL lack fashion sense-----I check the town........ and EVEN THE DAMN GHOST GOT KNOCKED UP.

WHO FUCKS A GHOST?!?!?

SERIOUSLY....WTF?!?!?!?

Oh another thing that pisses me off to NO BLOODY end is that they will-- at random..... move out of your game. They just fucking leave--- they could be lovers or children, in the case of my Starling family, where the son has basically disappeared. The parents read the newspaper only to discover that their son has decided to move out..... of existence!!!

BITCH!!! That was MY gawd-damn Sim!!! One of the few NON-BALLOON-FACED FREAKS running around. He was good breeding stock for my Nazi-esque divine mission to create the perfect, non-ugly race of Sims in the fucking Valley!!!

Oh, and don't tell me about the option to stop story progression-- because that shit doesn't work-- they are still getting fucked by some invisible..... fucker!!!

The one hack that stops it turns my sims into zombies, so I don't bother. It is cool that they keep whatever awesome Sim you've made in a bin for you to remake-- cuz they LITERALY live fast and die young. Well they age, but it's like fast forward. Even pregnancy takes like 3 seconds. I remember Sims 2 where pregnancy felt like 9 damn months. They waddled for years, it seemed like.

Another thing I miss... are the Sims' memories. Reading their first woohoos, and kisses, who pissed them off, etc.

These Sims have that anterograde amnesia Guy Pierce's character had in 'Momento'. They can't keep a thought for shit. You tend to one Sim and suddenly the husband walks in with some "PISSED OFF AT A MOTHERFUCKER" moodlet which will last for 899999hours. You try to check the tab-ulous Sim menu bar-thingy for it to tell you who or what event happened to cause this---- NOTHING. All you get is that he's pissed. His face is all balled up and he stomps around and growls at everyone...

That's a bummer.... but to make up for it. You get to make some BIZARRE Sims... I don't mean appearance wise.

I mean some fucking crazy Sims. The trait system is AWESOME. The combinations you can come up with are just endless. At first, my main goal was to make an EVIL Sim. But that's easy and done again and again..... to death.

Neurotic Sims are by far the best Sims I have ever created and downloaded, they are the most entertaining to watch... along with the Insane Sims.

The Snobs are funny too, because they are constantly in the mirror and talking to others about how beautiful they are. They even have their own moodlet "I AM BEAUTIFUL".

It's creep how the traits effect how they move about. The snobs walk around with their noses up. Evil sims cackle and rub their hands together. Klepos... steal your shit. Neurotics scream for NO damn reason. Insane Sims will chase.. their hands in a circle and hit themselves. Vegetarian Sims.... are sick ALL THE FUCKING TIME.... (very annoying--- what the fuck did they put THAT in for?)

It goes on and on.

One thing that hasn't changed: They are STILL the WORST parents EVER. They'll leave the baby on the floor and go play catch outside or something. They can take the baby with them on outings though, but there's a slight chance it will be left on the sidewalk........ or street. Sometimes, random strangers walk off with the infant--- great!

The infant's appearance seems to have taken a turn for FAIL, it NOW looks like a swaddle with arms. WTF? It's a creepy-looking baby with lifeless eyes and half its body belongs to a worm or a maggot---- GROSS!

HOWEVER, you can FINALLY check the damn thing's stats. You can see his motives and tend to them accordingly-- in in my case cheat and slide them to green.

Sadly, this kid will be ugly---- HOPEFULLY until they reach their teens. That's when their heads are like 3x larger than the young adults, adults, and elders put together.

Unfortunately, the elders still walk around like quasimodo, all lurched over and sagging. But they can still be hot.

There are quite a number of mods and default replacements to help the Sims look almost as good as the OVERLY-modified demigods on Sims 2. It's gonna take time. EA supposedly made the game mod/hack proof-- which was proven wrong by day 2.

My Sims are looking pretty fly right now, so I'm okay with it..... for now.